Giorgio A. Tsoulalos

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (March 14, 1978)

is a Swiss TV Personality and ancient astronaut theorist. One of his best works is the TV series, Ancient Aliens. He will battle Sir Isaac Newton in, Sir Isaac Newton Vs. Giorgio A. Tsoukalos.

Verse 1
Greetings!, It's about to get furious, between this cool haired dude, and this weird ass, English, genious

Every time I see your face all I see is Nicolas Cage, you've gotten Giorgio, in a huge rage

I've seen Aliens, you look like you belong in Alien

I've seen more scientific work from, Napoleon

Verse 2
Aliens!, Just kidding, I don't need 'Weird Al' though he may look like a pal of mine,

There were aliens in Palestine. I'll whoop you into applesauce, and make some assholesauce

I'll...